Oct 05, 2023

16 Funniest Pool Floats You Can Actually Buy Now

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Pool hangs, beach days, backyard barbecues—is there anything better than summertime? Although summer is pretty great, you can make it even sweeter by picking up one of these eye-catching pool floats that will entertain you and your guests for hours. From floats that are giant replicas of your favorite breakfast foods to ones over 7 feet tall and big enough to fit multiple swimmers, here are 16 of the funniest pool floats you can buy right now.

Throw it back to the early aughts with this extra-large mixed cassette tape pool float that features a classic retro design. It even comes equipped with a double valve for quicker inflation and deflation.

Invest in some unexpected pool toys by picking up these inflatable penguin floats. These fun floats are sold in packs of four and make great pool party favors.

Ditch ho-hum pool noodles for this Sonny the Sea Creature float that is perfect for both beaches and pools. Made from non-toxic Phthalate-free PVC, this larger-than-life float features giant googly eyes, a see-through design, and a nifty tow point to keep it secured when you’re not lounging around on it.

This float gives you a whole new way to enjoy your favorite summer treat. Clocking in at around 34 inches wide and 71 inches tall, this eye-catching pool float can easily be blown up (no pumps needed here) and has a glittery transparent center section.

We can't get enough of this Smoko pool float designed to look like a giant cup of boba tea. Made from soft PVC, this popular pick is 70 inches high.

We love how this fun avocado pool float also has a brown beach ball designed to look like an avocado pit. Loved by thousands of shoppers who gave this float a 5-star rating, this pick comes in two sizes—large and extra-large.

This cat face float, which has two durable side handles, is the perfect summertime homage to your favorite furry friend.

Why buy any old pool tube when you can instead have this strawberry donut pool float that is perfect for lounging on?

This inflatable pizza slice, that's over 70 inches in height, is made from a durable tear-resistant material that is also UV fade-resistant. The best part? It comes with two cup holders and four raft connectors that you can link with other pizza slice floats to create a whole pizza.

This hilarious cheeseburger party tube will have you floating on your favorite summer barbecue dish. Perfect for swimmers of all sizes, this giant burger-shaped float has a rapid valve that lets you quickly blow it up or deflate it.

This refreshing watermelon slice float is ideal for busting out during backyard parties or quiet afternoons lounging around the pool. It's nearly six feet in height and comes equipped with only one air chamber, which makes it easier to inflate and deflate.

Give your boring old pool floats a chic upgrade with this smile-inducing perfume-shaped one. Crafted from durable, non-toxic, Phthalate-free PVC, this unexpected pool toy is both fun and elegant.

These funny, cartoonish inflatable pool monsters are just what your pool is missing. Made from a durable, non-toxic PVC, these humorous pool toys come complete with 3D googly eyes.

Dial up the (pool) drama with this giant gator float that you can actually ride on. Clocking in at 80 inches long, this supersized pool float is roomy enough for multiple riders to hop on at once.

This hilarious (yet aesthetically pleasing) camera float is perfect for packing for the beach or for floating on when in the pool. Each comes with a checkerboard pattern design and a transparent "lens" center.

We can't look at these inflatable eggs and bacon floats without cracking a smile. Made from durable, high-quality vinyl, these funny pool floats are larger than life—the bacon is over 7 feet long, and the eggs are over 5.

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